The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
When I become famous... I want to get a huge marble bust made in my image.But I'm getting ahead of myself.
John brings his car into a mechanic for an inspection Mechanic: Everything seems to be working OK, except your car horn is broken.John: No, it's not broken, it's just indifferent.Mechanic: What do you mean, indifferent?John: Well, it just doesn't give a hoot…
A gorilla came to my house and rang the bell *King kong!*