The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, "For my first wish, I'd like to be rich." "Okay, Rich," said the genie. "What would you like for your second wish?"
Why is Peter Pan always flying?' 'He neverlands.'
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
Why did the deer go to the dentist? It had buck teeth.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
What do you call an Eevee evolution that specializes in melee? Bludgeon
College football is introducing the Rosary Bowl Every play is a Hail Mary
At the job interview, they asked me, 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'