The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why did it take John Rhys-Davies so long to get married? Bad dates.
Your in a cucumber right now. The longer you wait, the more of a pickle its going to be.
I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. That fly didn’t stand a chance.
I’ve noticed my wife gets very aggressive about controlling the TV remote at the same time each month. It’s nothing but period drama.
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I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.