The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
What does a snowman have in common with an ocean? They're both bodies of water!
A supervillain walks into a bank and says, "I'm Mr Marijuana Frostbite...! ...and I'm a stoned cold killer!"
A Man and God met at bar. Both exclaimed, “*My creator*!”
I was making a meal for a family dinner But I accidentally burnt the foodWhen my family came to eat they said it was terribleAnd I replied “At least the fire alarm thought it was fire”
We just bought our new dream house and as I was showing our daughter around for the first time, she asked excitedly, "What's upstairs!?" I chuckled and replied, "Awwwww sweetie...." "Stairs don't talk!"
I tried to fix my shovel today, but I just couldn’t handle it.
3 guys break down in the middle of the desert The first one says he'll take the hood to use as shade.The second one says he'll take the radiator because he can drink the water left in it.The third guy says he'll take the door so if he gets hot he can roll the window down.
Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ. It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian