The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
My friend asked whats my favourite form of cardio Jumping to conclusions
Do you know why flamingos lift up one leg when sleeping? Because if they lifted both legs they'd fall
Why doth Abraham not bringeth his grain to the spelling bee? For it was already spelt.
Why did the Muslim tailor make so many veils? It's hijab.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase? A branch manager!
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.