The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? They can't control their pupils.
What do you call the horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor.
Why should you always knock on a refrigerator door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
My son asked me to put his shoes on, but I don't think they'll fit me.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.