The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
A new disease in France turns people into bread. French authorities are unable to contain the spread, and the disease begins to make its way through Europe and to the rest of the world. It's a paindemic.
A good farmer is not just good at what he does He’s the best in his field
A dwarf who can talk to ghosts escaped from prison. The police alert said “There’s a small medium at large.”
We should send all of Earth's politicians to colonize Mars. All that hot air would make it habitible quickly!
What's a writing utensil's favorite place to go on vacation? **Pencil-vania!**
When I was in Japan I was asked by a woman on the train, "What's black and white and red all over?" "Wow" I replied. "You speak English?"She replied, "Just a riddle".
Today I got 150 Valentines cards, I was totally shocked and breathless The security guard at Hallmark gave quite a chase!
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
What do female ghosts sing on Halloween? Ghouls just want to have fun!
Why don't trash collectors require any training? They just pick it up as they go.
Why did the bicycle collapse? It was two tired.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
I never buy pre-shredded cheese. Because doing it yourself is grate.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.