The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call 26 letters chipping in to make a big gamble? An alpha bet.
Must be strange being Tiger Woods; Getting to hear, "Morning, Woods!" all the time!
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.'
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
My mother in law is Spanish My mother in law is Spanish, so when we named our son 'Muchos' it really meant a lot to her.
The f in orphan stands for family wait
Superglue comes with a warning: "Caution - Instantly bonds skin." But a whole shipment got out with a misprint: "Caution - Instantly bonds kin." That's how I ended up marrying my first cousin.