The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'

Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.

What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.

A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”

What happens when one plate goes on top of another? You get an earthquake

Mark and his friend Michelle go to a costume party. When they show up Michelle is clinging to Mark's back. Someone greets them and asks what they're supposed to be. Mark says that he's a snail. The other guy asks "who's on your back?" Mark replies "Michelle"

What did the staircase say when I climbed it? Nothing.It just staired. (Actually kind of proud of this one, entirely original dad joke)

I started playing tennis recently. on the first day I had to tell my tennis partner "I can't grasp these balls" he asked why not. I said "I'm used to holding a shuttle cock"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!

Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.

What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”

What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.

I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.

My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.

A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”