The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
What time is it? I don't know... it keeps changing.
My 9 year old.... ...is yelling at me, "Hey dad, look at me! Im a 3D printer!"I respond "Close the bathroom door, son!"
Went into my local book store and asked if they had any books on turtles. " Hard back"? Asked the worker" yes " I replied " with little heads "
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneak-ers
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.