The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Yogurt is the most high class dairy product to buy. It’s so cultured.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little whine.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!
Heard this sub has a lot of Star Trek fans. Did you guys know that to cut down on costs, a lot of the cast and crew camped outside in tents while filming the outdoor scenes in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn? I just snagged one on eBay! Yeah, so anyways - I thought you guys would appreciate my original Kahn tent.
What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile? The spelling and pronunciation.