The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room? You washer and dryer.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.'
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
What did the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative all the time!
Clothes, but no cigar.
A termite walks into a bar and says... 'Where is the bar tended?'
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?' 'You follow the fresh prints.'
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.