The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
What type of music can the Royal Family not listen to? Royalty Free Music
What did Reverend Rabbit say before blessing his meal ? Lettuce Pray.
Finally learned why you can't use a wooden spoon on a Teflon pan It's non-stick
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.