The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
Why did the riot police show up to the protest so early? To beat the crowd
Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case.
Eve eating the apple marked.. .. the first time when Artificial Intelligence got out of its creator's control.
A cat says meow, a dog says woof. What does a hippo say? "Gimme your marbles!"
Why was the ghost sad on Christmas Day? Because he had no presence....sorry
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain? It didn't have the guts.
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.