The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than Empire State Building? Ofcourse ! The Empire State Building can't jump
A policeman stops three guys on a motorcycle He asks them: "Are you crazy? What the hell are three of you doing on such a small motorcycle!?"One of the three guys replies: "Three? OH SHIT GUYS, BOBBY FELL OUT!"