The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why did the bicycle collapse? It was two tired.
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
My friend who used to live in russia became a father today. His son had a mutation of a sort that made him have 3 balls instead of 2. I immediately saw the opportunity and replied to him "chernoballs" .......he hates me nowJason im sorry if u read this
A boy tried to pick a flower [OC] the flower took a **pistil** and shot him in **style**
Dad: Have you heard about the pressure washer? Dad: "have you heard about the pressure washer?"Daughter: "no."Dad: *rolls eyes* "pshhhhhhhhhhhhh."
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!