The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
Second Amendment The Second Amendment of the Constitution affords me the right to wear short sleeve shirts to work. The right to bare arms.
A man made a motorcycle completely out of wood It had a wooden engine, a wooden frame, wooden tires, wooden gas tank, everything was wood.But did he ride it?No, wooden start....
Who did The Fonz call when his motorcycle broke down on the way to Arnold's Drive-In? Triple Aaaaayyyyy!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.