The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little whine.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.
Say what you want about Edward Scissorhands... but I think he's a pretty sharp guy.
Two men were chatting in a bar "So what do you do?""I write""Oh, poetry or prose?""Neither, I write cartoons""Why's that?""No rhyme or reason"
I decided to call my bathroom Jim instead of John So I feel better by saying "I went to the Jim this morning"
Donald Trump runs into a bar The bartender asks "hey buddy, why are you all sweaty? Did you ride your bike to get here?" Donald replies "No. Iran."
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?' 'You follow the fresh prints.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.