The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
A guy has to go to dinner at a fancy restaurant, but he forgot his tie so he used jumper cables. The maître d' says "I'll let ya in, but don't start anything."
A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, We don't serve string here. So the string goes outside, twists himself up a bit, kind of roughs up his ends and walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, Aren't you that little piece of string that was in here a few minutes ago? The string says, No sir, I'm a frayed knot.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.