The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
What did the T-Rex use to cut wood? A dino-saw.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Did you hear the one about the Butcher's pet pig? It didn't make the cut.
Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, I'm not that scary!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?' 'By its bark.'