The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did one tire say to the other tire? I wheel-y like you.- LJ, age 7
Two criminals stole a calendar They got six months each
How does a snail commit suicide? He looks into the socket.
How do you handle a fear of elevators? You take steps to avoid them.
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.