The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What do you get when you cross a spider and a squirrel? A bug that will climb your leg and eat your nuts
A woman was accused of snorting a family members ashes. She snorted half a gran.
What’s the difference between a jumper and a sweater? A sweater doesn’t go splat after falling 40 stories...
What do you call a bone who thinks he is god? A blasfemur!
What's Snoop Doggs favorite part of grilling? The sizzle.
Do you know the joke of little Jef in the bathroom? Me neither, the door was locked.
Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play.
How do you handle a fear of elevators? You take steps to avoid them.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.