The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
Did you know people often call a group of multiple birds by certain names? People call a group of chickens a Brood.People call a group of Falcons a Cast.People call a group of Seagulls “Fuck You!”
The Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the tooth fairy walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “What is this, some kind of joke?”
Ireland Did you hear about the Diseased Colony in Ireland that stole everyone's money?.......It was a Leper Con.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Why don't vampires attack Taylor Swift? She's got Bad Blood.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.'