The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
My homeboy got rear-ended on a motorcycle wearing a bright green shirt, with shiny red hair: It kind of makes sense.... It was hard to miss him
What do you call a white drug abuser in america A politician
One day on Venus lasts 5,832 hours The same as one Monday on Earth
When my kid asks how i survived WW3 id tell him this... Iran
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. 5 minutes before the bell, Bob handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Bob!" yelled the teacher. "You've done nothing. Why?""Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do."
Why did the pirate walk the plank? His dog was back on land.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.