The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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What's the opposite of colonization? Coronization. Everybody stays the fuck at home.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
Me: 'Hey, I was thinking... ' My dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
Fill out job applications in crayon... ...and if you don’t get hired, just blame it on your color.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
Signing up for Marine biology this semester was disappointing. I never learned what’s going on in Le Pen’s head.
Fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people? Just switch off the light!
A family takes their sick dog to the vet. The vet picks the dog up and studies him. Finally, the vet says "I'm really sorry but I'm gonna have to put him down.""Why?", asks the shocked family. "What's wrong with him?""Nothing major", replied the vet. "He's just really heavy."
What genre are national anthems? Country.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.