The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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Me and a couple of friends once played 'Message in a bottle' on the street on self made instruments and old metal bins for drums. But then The Police came.
What did Darth Vader say when the record store employee told him they were out of George Michael albums? I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing.
Gabriel's Horn is a geometric figure formed by rotating f(x)=1/x about the x axis. It has finite volume, but infinite surface area. This is the complete opposite of the Vuvuzela, which has a finite surface area, but infinite volume
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
I’m finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It’s my new years resolution.
What room in a hospital has the least amount of privacy? The ICU.Edited. (I see you)
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM? It’s pasta bedtime.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
I remember when I went to Comic-Con... It was so dark in there, I had to take a picture with The Flash...
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing