The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
There are 2 astronauts in space. The first says "I can't find any milk for my coffee"The second says "in space, no-one can. Here, use cream"(Saying it aloud helps)#Tip your waitresses!
I think my calendar is broken... Haha, April Fools!It works just fine.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.