The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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How does a snail commit suicide? He looks into the socket.
Celsius be like On a scale of 0-100, how hot is this water?
There was once a chicken who was in a loving relationship with a salad. Unfortunately, the salad died and went to heaven. A few years later, the chicken got run over trying to cross the road. The chicken died and went to heaven. Finally, the chicken Caesar salad.
This year's Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it's as big as the last two put together.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
Why are murders so difficult to solve in Alabama? All the DNA matches and there are no dental records
A science teacher tells his class... "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1774." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1774! Otherwise I would have died without it."
What's common between a sperm bank and a coffee shop? you can get a Cup o' Joe at both places.
Scientists have invented a bomb that explodes when the temperature hits absolute zero It's called the "0K Boomer"
Vodka with ice damages kidneys, rum with ice damages liver, gin with ice damages heart and whisky with ice damages brain. Why is Ice so dangerous?
I recruited a nice little girl and her cute cuddly kitten to the flat earthers this weekend. I also figured out the brakes on my truck are overdue to be replaced.
Why was the calendar afraid? Its days were numbered.
How do you lift an elephant with one hand? You can't, elephant only have feet.
Did you know the Pope's favourite scent is Pope-pourri?
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.