The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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A man with authority walks into a bar. He orders everybody around. (Must admit this is a re-post from another thread I read that made me chuckle)
The science teacher was discussing insects in her biology class. She said, "Moths always fly with their legs apart. Can anybody tell me why?"The quick witted retort came flying back "Well miss have you seen the size of moth balls?"
What do you call an upvote that changes colors ? A karma chameleon
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
When Cannibals Attack When cannibals attacked the AMAs, why were Eminem, Kendrick Lamar and Drake spared?You're not supposed to eat the rappers.(I literally dreamt this joke)
Breaking News: PIRATES STOPPED STEALING OIL TANKERS They switched to stealing tankers filled with printer ink...
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above. It's my new year's resolution.
"Siri," I asked my phone, "why am I so bad with women? She responded, "I'm Bixby, you moron."
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
Peter Piker When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,And peeped her perfect pooperHis peepers paused and then his jawPlopped down into a stuporBut he perked up and pressed his luck;Professed he pined to pipe her He self-composed and then proposedWhile poin... read more
I'm teaching my white blood cells math and my red blood cells computer science Once they become STEM cells I am hoping to regrow a finger.