The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋

I have now survived 21,364 days and 13 hours without using essential oils or eating kale. Thank you for your prayers and support during these trying times.

The Mandalorian fell on hard times and had to take a job in a body building and health food shop. Turns out he was unexpectedly great at it and smashed the commission targets. He'd just direct people to the protein powder section, and say... ..."This is the whey"(Sorry)

Team LeBron beat team Durant in the NBA All Star game last night. Immediately after the game Kevin Durant announced he is signing with Team LeBron.

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

In the original Star Wars Peter Mayhew once had to redo a scene because he missed his cue. It was a Wookiee mistakeRIP Peter.

It's Easter Sunday! Just saying that if he came back on a Monday we could have had a long weekend.

I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.

A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.

What did the botanist do every time he was in a slump? He turned over a new leaf.

I'm not sure how much you know about the story of the Titanic... ...but what caused it to sink is just the tip of the iceberg.

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!

Santa has been reading all your posts. Most of you are getting dictionaries.

My dad just told me that slumber prices are at an all-time-high! Seems his dream house is gonna to have to wait.

What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.

Hurricane Harvey is no joke. https://twitter.com/fema/status/902646949479841793To find out how to help, follow the link above.