The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
The co-founder of Adobe who developed the PDF file format has died. The funeral viewing will be a closed casket since it's too much trouble trying to open it.
What never changes temperature despite how cold or warm the air is? A right angle. It's always 90 degrees.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
If an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn't complete the sentence, is that a fragment?
What does garlic do when it gets hot?' 'It takes its cloves off.'
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”