The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
Got my second shot now..... Waiting for the bartender to come back so that I can have a third shot.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.'
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
A woman has just given birth to her child. The doctor holds the newborn child at both feet, upside down, then slams it three times on the wall. The mother is shocked! The doctor consoles: «April fools! Was already dead!»