The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
What sort of scientists does Soda Stream employ? Fizzyscists
How do elves wash their hands? With Santa-tiser. Credit to Greencross Vets in Port Macquarie
My friend got a job at the power plant. He now refers to his occupation as a “ohm maker”
Masturbation is the only thing not taxed, regulated or illegal Feel free to go fuck yourself
My dad is see through and used to be a woman. He’s a transparent trans-parent.
I'm in a band called colon explosion. People say our music's the shit.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.