The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
I hear you, brother \- Pity me sir, I have a wife and six children, said the beggar. The gentleman replied: - Dear fellow! Accept my heartfelt sympathy, so have I!
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'"
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
What do you call a beehive without an exit? UnBeeLeaveable!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
A Russian citizen is crossing the border into Ukraine and hands his passport to the customs officer. The customs officer asks: "Name?" The Russian replies: "Vladimir Krylov" The customs officer continues: "Occupation?" The Russian replies: "Not yet, just visiting."
My friend handed me a peach. I told him I prefer pears. So he handed me another one.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.