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When I woke up on January 1st, I was surprised to see that my wife looked very pixelated. She saw the expression of confusion on my face and said, "oh, don't worry honey, this is just my new year's resolution"
What would you call if spiderman starts jumping around buildings instead of swinging using his spider webs? Peter Parkour
My new book I wrote about improving your basement just sold its millionth copy. Its officially a best cellar.
My cat just passed... RIP Fluffy McMittens 2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2017
[OC] What did the first bee to try a flower think of it? It was beyond bee leaf.
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.
Monsters are campaigning for a national holiday. They want to call it Fangs-giving.
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
Ever since 2017, my New Year’s resolution has been to work on my novel. Four years going and I’ve almost finished reading it!
I wrote a 200,000 word novel about a French actor who is persecuted for his art. It's called, "Mime and Punishment".
If you made a corn labyrinth in the likeness of a deceased television pitchman... You'd have a Billy Mays maize maze.
What do witches call their garage? A broom closet.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.