The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
I've started selling tiny notebooks The margins are pretty tight
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Sign in a pawn shop window "We value your presents."
So, I went to the doctor... She asked "What brings you here today?"I replied "My car."And then she looked down at the form, shook her head, checked a box, and commented under her breath: "Not sexually active."
A Chinese fella bursts out of the janitorial closet and exclaims Supplies!
What’s the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
I have a new starter business idea that's going to go viral! It's a unique product, created by harvesting the eggs from dead women… I'm calling it: Cadaviar.
A friend and I went to a chiropractor exam and we had to unscramble the letters PEINS He wrote SPINE, he's a chiropractor now and I spend all my time on reddit.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.'
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.