The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
A lonely, angry young man started to keep a spreadsheet of all the women who he thought had wronged him. It was the incel's Excel.
The biggest tragedy in Star Wars is their lack of information on one of their greatest unsung heroes. I mean, he brought the Rebels the plans for the second Death Star before he died, but that is all we know about Manny Bothans.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
I just got a promotion at the farm. I’m the new CIEIO.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.'
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Microsoft hires regardless of race, religion, or sexual orientation. It's a very PC work environment.