The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
Did you hear about the guy who's making "Colostomy Bag Pipes" on Kick Starter? They sound like shit.
I should go rob a bank where all the security guards are women I would be invisible to them
What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common? They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
Gordon Ramsay teaches a sex-ed class “The way you make babies is FUCKING RAW!!”
Pedophiles are like televisions Even a three year old can turn them on.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
My vegetarian wife wanted the egg smell gone from the pan in which I cooked scrambled egg So i cooked beef in it.
How many Edward Snowden's does it take to know what is going on in a Clinton administration? **The server you are attempting to connect to has been unintentionally disabled, wiped, and burned. But not in a gross negligent manner. **
Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my shirt Shit
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a giraffe? A visit from the ethics board an a rescind of your grant.
Whats the worst thing about a lung transplant? The first bit of slime is not yours.