The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
What do you call an 8 year old stuck in a closet? I don't remember, but the amber alert called her Mary.
LPT: After a bad break up, do 10 things that your ex would never do with you. You'll feel better and realize how much of yourself was being held back. She would never do a threesome with me. Is it possible now
A married couple goes to a marriage Counsellor to work out some problems. The Counsellor sits them on the couch and says "For starters, let's talk about something you both have in common." The husband says "Well, neither of us suck dick."
What did the policeman say to the condom? "Cover me; I'm going in."
Robert Kraft facing charges of soliciting a prostitute just means... That once again the Patriots are tied to a scandal involving deflated balls.
My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted. Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.
I want to make a joke about hurricane Harvey But I am scared my inbox will be flooded
My doctor asked if I wanted a digital prostate exam.. He didn't mention there were no electronics involved but now I get his point
If you think your life’s a mess, take some anti-diarrhea drug So you can your shit together
Two guys want to share a golf cart Pro: Sorry, because of Covid19 you can't share a cart unless you're cohabitating.Customer points to friend; Well, I'm fucking his wife.
Violence is never the answer! Unless the question is... What do you have if you have more than one violin?
Do alcoholics run in your family? No but they stumble around and break shit.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks, "First offender?"The woman replies, "No judge, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
Israel Health minister who previously claimed that CORONA Virus is “divine punishment against homosexuality.” Has tested positive for the virus!!!
What would you call Australia if it were only colonized by men? A penile colony.