The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
I said to my wife “You are my drug” She said: “Oh wow is it because you can’t get enough of me?”I replied: “No because you cost so much money and you’re ruining my life”
I ate a dangerous amount of Mexican food After which Poseidon gave me a rimjob in the toilet.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery...I'll kill him with my bear hands.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
This guy told me he is the fastest cross dresser in the world. I said "Really?"She said, "Yes."
Steven Yeun makes Oscars history as first Asian American to be nominated for best actor. Which is honestly disheartening because there are so many Asian American actors in the past who had performances that deserved best actor. Like Mickey Rooney in "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
Her: I'm leaving. I am sick of you wearing a different t shirt every half an hour. Me: Wait. I can change.
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.