The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Why does Shaggy always let Scooby roll their joints? Because shaggys joints don't always turn out good but Scooby's doobies do
If I had a dollar for every girl that thought I looked too fat, By now, they’d think I looked pretty good.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
What happened to the single IT technician when he tried to flirt with a barista at a cafe? He was unable to make a connection to the server
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
I accidentally walked into my daughter’s room and was shocked to see her reenacting a fantasy scene from 50 Shades of Grey. Like the one where she gets a decent job right out of college.
Girl, you remind me of an alarm clock... ...you were a good idea last night but now I just want you to shut the fuck up
I'm thinking about starting a donation website for men who can't afford Viagra I was going to call it "Dick starter"
Do you know why twins are sexual deviants? They cum in pears.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
So i was watching p*rn last night and accidently pressed cast to tv, it found a samsung tv and started steaming... I dont have a samsung tv in my house.
I take Viagra for my sun burn... It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs when I sleep.
I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it's because she is cute with big brown eyes. But in reality I just hope someone shoots her mother with a hunting rifle.
I put your name on my alarm clock... every time I wake up I get to smash you