The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
If cooking one meal doesn’t make you a chief Then sucking one dick shouldn’t make you gay...Right???
Why do girls always have the last word in an argument Cause their the ones with a period
My wife took off her shirt and bra right when I was winning an argument..... It was a booby trap.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
Dad cooks dinner. He gives his kids deer meat, but doesn't tell them but gives them a clue.Dad: What kind of meat is this, it's something mom calls me every day.Sarah: OMG Billy, It's an asshole don't eat it.
What do paedophiles and tortoises have in common? What do paedophiles and tortoises have in common?They both want to get there before the hair
"Grandma, have you seen my LSD?" Grandma replies "Fuck the LSD, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"
I saw a naked old lady I said "You look foxy."She said "Do you really think so?"I said "Yes, their titties are on their stomachs too!"
The interactive Netflix film Bandersnatch was so successful, they're creating another interactive film all about Donald Trump. It's called Grabbed-her-snatch.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
My daughter was having problems with her G string and didn’t want her daddy’s help sorting it out. Good thing I’m learning violin too and could help.
My love for you is like an hourglass I always finish on the bottom.
Anyone know how to lift a house? My girlfriend wants me to put foundation on her face.