The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Doctors treating President Trump for COVID-19 at Walter Reed Army Hospital in Bethesda, Maryland,report that he is delusional, combative, argumentative, and seems to have lost touch with reality. It's nice to see that Mr. Trump is feeling like his old self.
If 666 is the evil number Then 25.8069 is the root of all evil
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
My uncle's death was predicted, he was told the exact day, and the exact time he would die. It happened as predicted. The judge told him.
Bob was blind. His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater for his birthday.When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read.
Husband: Why are you applying makeup so late at night hon? Wife: I face-lock my phone while my makeup was on & now that fucking thing isn’t working.
Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass shootings? Because it’s always too soon.^(i feel bad)
I was playing Cyberpunk 2077 when my mom took a pan and violently bashed my laptop to pieces. She *really* freaks out seeing so many bugs.
Always have a sadistic person light your grill After all, they're literally pro-pain...
That clown movie topping the box office is the real reason why we've been having so many hurricanes Because when IT reigns, it pours.
A young woman goes to a fortuneteller. The fortuneteller tells her that she will be broke and unhappy until she turns fifty. “What happens when I turn fifty?” the young woman asks, staring down at the cards. “Oh, nothing,” said the fortuneteller. “You’ll just be used to it by then.”
Mind Your Words... In a packed auditorium, a hypnotist hypnotized the whole audience with a Pendulum.Suddenly, the Pendulum fell down.He said "SHIT"...It took 3 Days to clean the whole auditorium...
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.