The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Mosquitos in Africa be like It's-a me! Malario!
My first NSFW joke that I proudly wrote when I was 9 years old: What's the difference between tennis and badminton? A: One you play with your balls, one you play with your cock.
At a crowded funeral for a popular well known man, the wife stands finally to ask “Would any of you who knew Jim like to say a few words?” An older gentleman from the back shuffled forward, took a deep breathe, and stated loudly “PLETHORA SHITLOAD FUCKTON” The wife hugged the man firmly, and said “Thanks. That means so much.”
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
What do you call exotic dancers in a politically unstable region in the Middle East? Gaza Strippers
Whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine? You can drop a load in a washer and it doesn't follow you around for two weeks.
" Could you explain to me why I woke up this morning with a cucumber up my ass? " My wife screamed. " Could you explain to me," I yelled back, " Why you didn't wake up when I put it there? "
My wife said she was going to put on a slinky dress I can't wait to push her down the stairs
I know it's way too soon, but... How many times did Tiger's SUV roll? FOUR!!!I'm going to Hell.
Mary had a little lamb... Her gynecologist fainted.
Mondays are like prostate exams... A pain in the ass, but at least they only happen once per week.