The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
Why Did The Queen Wear Black Gloves To Princess Diana's Funeral? The white ones were covered in brake fluid.
Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.
Why is Among Us so popular in China? Because its the only thing that lets them vote
I'd like to congratulate Donald J Trump for winning The silver medal in the 2020 presidential election.
Last weekend I got really drunk at a bar and lost my virginity with a cougar The zookeeper was pretty quick to get the cops on scene and arrest me.
Why did the riot police show up to the protest so early? To beat the crowd
I had to leave my wife due to a sex/salad fetish It started on our wedding night when she tried to shove a whole lettuce up my ass.That was just the tip of the iceburg
[NsFw] What was Lorena Bobbitt's favorite form of mischief? Ding dong ditch.
A woman has a car crash and afterwards is screaming "Where's my baby?" A policeman says to her, "Your baby's over there". "And over there. And up there. And back there."