The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
My wife told me not to get her anything for Valentine's day and I didn't .... ..... and she's so proud of me, she's taking me out for a walk in the woods. Don't know what the pistol and the shovel are for though.
Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
I spent some quality time with my 5-year old grandson today watching a movie.... Halfway through he asked, "Is that lady going to die?" "Probably," I replied, "judging by the size of that horse's cock."
Billy Bob and Bubba are walking down a trail when they spot a human head under a bush... "Lookit that, Bubba!" Billy Bob says. "Ain't that cousin Jeff?"Bubba picks up the head, raises it to his eyes, squints, then shakes his head."Naw," he says. "Jeff was taller."
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
What does Hurricane Katrina and Kim Kardashian have in common? They have both swallowed hundreds of black kids 🙂
I adopted a goat the other day, but my mom said I'd have to get rid of it... I guess as long as I live with my parents, I'll have to make sacrifices.