The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What's a white supremacist's favorite leafy green? K-K-Kale
Can't take a vacation.. \- I can't go on a long vacation because of my work. \- Oh, I'm sure they can manage without you for a week.\- Exactly! That's what I don't want them to discover.
I have the Quran on CD... People sure are getting upset when I said I burned it.
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? UnBeeLeaveable!
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
What do you call someone who sells herself in exchange for a plate of spaghetti? A pasta-tute
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob!
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
Man who has no sense of humor... has a serious problem.
What do you call an app that delivers drugs to you, whenever you need it? Instagram.I just thought of this while scrolling Reddit and i just had to post it
On my first day working at a bank an old lady walked in and asked if I could help her check her balance. I said, "Ma'am, are you sure?"She replied, "Yes if you don't mind."So I gave her a slight push and she tipped right over.