The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What do game companies do with their old successful games? Post Mortem, most port em.
LPT: In light of Hurricane Michael, remember to always look out for yourself. As they say: There's no 'I' in Team... But there is an Eye in Hurricane.
My editor told me he didn’t like my citation formatting He didn’t like id., et al.
What do you call a group of deaf people? I don't know. But it is definitely not heard.
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
A man on vacation with his family arrives at a hotel. As he's checking in, he says to the clerk, "I'm on vacation with my family, please make sure the porn channel is disabled"The clerk replies in disgust, "It's just regular porn, you sick fuck"
I think my cats are communists They expect free food and keep talking about Mao.
Luckily, after contracting COVID 19, Donald Trump got back to full health. It would be a huge tragedy for the whole world to lose him... ...before he did his time.
My brother was pissed at me when he found out I mated his wife He bet $100 she would beat me in a game of chess.
As I gazed into her eyes, my knees got weak and I could feel the butterflies in my stomach... I knew right then and there, I poisoned the wrong glass.
What do you call a surrogate mother in the White House? The secret cervix.
Whats worse then getting your car keys stuck in the lock outside an abortion clinic? Having to go back inside and ask for a coathanger.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.'