The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
How are pooping at someone else's house, and a first date the same? You really hope both *go down*.
I remember when I first started using drugs. I was 18 years old. It all started with a spliff, the odd bong or two. Before I knew it, I'd started using amphetamines like speed and for a stronger buzz, I moved on to ecstasy. It wasn't long after, that I started on the hard stuff, like cocaine and heroin.I was a complete mess.I was broke and my body was ruined.But fuck me, what a night.
Why didn't the saxophone get fired from his teaching job after multiple accusations of sexual assault? he was a tenure sax
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
Somebody just threw a bottle of perfume at me Eau fuck.
Anthony Scaramucci [removed]
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.'
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
China and reddit's societies are similar Opinions aren't allowed
Boy asks, "Granny, have u seen my pills, they're marked LSD" Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have u seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"