The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Two Texan cops arrive at a crime scene... Cop 1, after inspecting the body of the black victim: "I've counted 28 gunshots."Cop 2: "Wow, this might be the nastiest suicide I've ever seen!"
Why did the Helium atom feel lonely? No one wanted to bond with it would be a logical answer. The truth is, it is just an asshole!
Two Blonde Girls chatting. Blonde 1: I understand how you get Bob from Robert& Bill from William, but how do you get Dick from Richard?Blonde 2: Show him your Pussy.....
How did Hitler achieve 99 firemaking? He burned yews.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
Did you guys hear that Nicolas Cage robbed all the coins from a bank recently? Luckily he got caught and went to jail, plus all of the money got returned! He’s currently in a Nickleless Nicolas Cage Cage
A waitress, a butcher, and a policeman walk into a bar. The policeman arrests everyone there for breaking the quarantine order.
I'm gonna lose my mind if someone says they cant breathe or talk wearing a face mask I had a girl in my basement for seven months wearing a ball gag and she's fine
Only a bank ATM will charge you $3 to get your money back Then tell you to cover your pin so you don't get robbed.
Little Susie came home from school and told her mum the boys kept asking her to do cartwheels "you should tell them No, they only want to see your knickers" said her mum"I know that, that's why I hide them in my bag"
A doctor accidentally emailed the results of all his vasectomy patients to everyone on the internet. They were publicly desemenated.
I just got a new job teaching English at a maximum security prison. It's going to be tough but like any other job out there..... It'll have its prose and cons.
I set my alarm 30 minutes before I need to get up every morning I need 10 minutes to snooze, 10 minutes to sit on the end of my bed hating life, and 10 minutes to convince myself to take the noose off.
"Mommy, mommy! Suzy at school was showing the boys her knickers for a penny." *Oh my goodness, my son. What did you do?*"I came straight home, of course!"*That's my good boy.*"Mom?"*Yes, my son?*"May I please have a penny?"
I want to hire a Mexican, An Italian and a Russian To show up at my funeral in black suits and say "thank you boss", then leave. Just so that my Family and Friends would think I had something Big going on.